Woo hooo!!
So last Wednesday, I think I sent in an about 30 page document with Exhibits A-I explaining everything, and today I got my letter of acceptance to take the exam!
So basically Answering YES about the 4 tickets delayed my application 3-4 weeks, and I spent about 15-20 hours probably getting everything together.
I'll spell everything out so people know what I sucessfully did:
1. I have received 4 traffic violations that I can remember in my life spanning 20-5 years ago. One 20 years ago was speeding, One 12 years ago was an illegal turn, one 7 years ago was speeding, one 5 years ago was speeding. When I filed my application I didn't think I had any records of any of these violations.
2. I turned in my application on March 21, and checked YES on question 16. I provided a copy of a 7 year DMV record which came up clean and a short statement about the 4 incidents, essentially saying in each case: "Around X date I received a ticket for Y and paid the fee. I have no records of the event."
3. On April 1, I received "Notice of Incompleteness and Denial of Admission" from the OED, stating that I didn't provide all my documentation (form letter). I called OED and left a message asking if I was actually supposed to account for these tickets. I got a call back a couple days later essentially saying "yes", but by then I had figured out a bit more about how to go about this (thanks to this board!).
4. I managed to find a copy of one ticket, which turned out to be only a $50 fine. I contacted a department in Connecticut to get information on another (Centralized Infractions Bureau), and they faxed me a copy of the citation and my payment receipt. I then went to the courthouse where the other two tickets would have been dealt with, and filled out forms to request copies of the documents (I had no case number, so they did a date/name search). I made sure to photocopy the forms. Two days later the courthouse produced stamped statments saying they looked for my documents but didn't find anything.
5. I then wrote a 4 page long statment explaining sections a-h of all four of the violations. I created Exhibit pages where I placed the records or notice of lack of records for each incident. I provided a photocopy of the $50 ticket, but no other documentation and explained that as it wasn't within the guidelines, I wasn't providing any other documentation on that incident. On the one >$100 ticket I did have information on, I provided a copy of the cover letter from the fax from the Centralized Infractions Bureau to verifiy that I had made the request (It stated "per your request" there), the ticket, their receipt and a cancelled copy of the check that I had written to pay for the ticket. For the two without records available, I provided copies of my requests for the documents and a copy of the document that the court produced saying they didn't have anything. Essentially, I made sure to answer everything no matter how silly sounding in order to at least be complete. The total document I submitted was 26 pages long. I sent it with a Certificate of Mailing by Priority Mail.
6. On April 24 they sent me a reply which I received on April 25 (they must get special mail service!) stating that I can take the exam.
So, there it is, basically I think this whole thing is designed to test your love of beurocracy! If you don't love paperwork, you're not qualified to be a patent agent.
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David