I mean, writing the entire thing myself, and taking it to an attorney not to neccessarily write anything extra, but to make sure I have not made any fatal mistakes. .... I think I'm doing a pretty good job so far just by imitating what other patents do. But I can't help but be worried.
Sorry, I wasn't trying to be snarky, but as an occupational knee-jerk reaction I tend to view all patent applications written by inventors as being "partially drafted". 
Your idea of reviewing other patents and imitating the form you find there can be helpful. Also, have you looked at patents that are specific to the field most relevant to your own invention? Not only for the sake of learning how those patents are written and gathering background info, but another thought is that if you are trying to pare patent lawyer/agent time down to a bare minimum, you're probably much better off if the agent or attorney is already well-versed in your area of the art. So when you review patents relevant to your invention, take note of the attorneys or law firms listed on the patents. You can look up contact info at https://oedci.uspto.gov/OEDCI/, but note when you look them up someone employed at "General Electric Corp." is a corporate employee so they won't be taking outside clients. (Also note if you search out patents relevant to your invention - you will have an obligation to report all relevant publications to the patent office)
Hopefully some of the law firm folks here will chime in to give you a general idea as to one's willingness to take you up on the "review only" type of scenario. Good luck to you.
As far as finding a patent attorney, my invention is so simple, that I don't think a patent attorney really needs to be skilled in my area to understand it (Perhaps to write about it). But it's basic electronics. I've explained it to my mother who is severely technologically chalenged and she got it.
I have been looking at patents very similar to mine. The main one I'm looking at is nearly identical to mine, but different enough that the uses are completely different, but similar enough that most of the parts are completely the same. It has to do with guitars, or any stringed instrument for that matter. The one similar is patent number 4,096,780, if anybody cared enough to check it out. But mine is different in one key way, so I don't want to copy this patent word for word, but I'm just trying to get as close as I can to this one, without getting any copyright issues.
Could you give some idea of how much you are willing to spend? I know of one who only charges about $3000 for a simple application. At least he used to; he may have retired by now.
I only make 20,000 a year, and living in the bay area, most my money is spent on rent, then some on food and transport. Not much left over for anything else. Believe me, if I had the money I would spend it. My budget is closer to 300 or 400$ max. I was hoping that might be enough to pay a lawyer for an hour or 2. If not, then I'll just do my best on my own.
Thank you all for your responses!