Lawyer Story

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: Short Story... ( Lawyer ) : Man, walks up to lawyer and says "please sir, can you tell me where I can find water before I pass out and die". : Lawyer says sure... for $100 bucks :) : Man says $100 bucks, that’s crazy... I just want some water man, its free. : Lawyer says yeah free for those who know how to find it. : Man says OK fine here $100 bucks, now where is the water at? : Lawyer says, go right around that corner and there you will find water. : The man goes and when he gets back he says… I thought you said there was water over there. The Lawyer says, you asked me for water you didn’t say anything about drinking it, but if you give me $200 bucks I can tell you where you can Drink the water :) : Its to bad that we need lawyers. They run the world, if you dont like it you need to become a lawyer in order to change it! : When they said if you can't beat'em join them they where talking about lawyers.

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