Re: Auslander

Subject: Re: Re: Auslander

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: : : : If I see Auslander tout his Reality Check (BS)... um.. I mean (SM)... one more time, I swear I'm going to cuss out the silly bastard (now that the patbar exam is over and I have more time) ;-) : : Is the reason for the existence of his Reality Check system directly related to the fact that he's attempting to solicit work for his seemingly two-attorney outfit? Hmmm... let's see... "I'll be as honest as I can to my "clients" and tell them that 95% of them will never see a penny profit from their patents, thereby resulting in them not engaging me as their patent attorney." Yup, that makes perfect business sense! ...and let's not forget how posting a reply with his business card attached to every message here makes him look like a desperate ambulance-chasing IP attorney! : : Can we perhaps all chip in to buy Auslander a cyber-cookie? I feel sorry for the poor guy... and I thought all this time that IP attorneys were a cut above the rest. Oh well. : Dear Law Skool Fool, : What's your gripe? Do you think that you can go to any doctor or lawyer and not get snookered even if what you are told is true. : The record shows that clients of the advertising patent scammers on radio and TV are a ten thousand to one loosers. Even a legitimate Patent Lawyer, can say yes I get you a patent without lying and get a patent that you can put on the wall, having paid about what the scam artists charge. : I've had clients who have come to me after getting patents with legitimately registered Patent Lawyers, with patents not worth the powder to blow them to hell. : Get out there in practice for a while and get rich telling the truth, but not the whole truth. : My service marks will be registered soon. What credits do you have for important Patents or Trademarks? : M. Arthur Auslander : Auslander & Thomas-Intellectual Property Law Since 1909 : 505 Eighth Avenue, New York, NY 10018 : 212-594-6900, fax 212-244-0028, aus@auslander.com : ELAINE's Workshop(sm) : E arly L egal A dvice I s N ot E xpensive(sm)

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